Sex for oil scandal

Sheesh.  Everyone knows you should be using water-based lubes for that.

Think Progress » Bush administration officials exchanged sex for oil.

The Interior Department’s inspector general revealed today that 13 government officials “handling billions of dollars in oil royalties improperly engaged in sex with employees of energy companies they were dealing with and received numerous gifts from them.” As the AP reports, the investigation revealed a “culture of substance abuse and promiscuity“: